Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston! You made another bad movie.
- Aniston’s romcom outing with -, arrives in theaters on her big day. And if the critics are to be believed, it joins the ranks of recent stinkers. Here are 5 particularly scathing reactions:
“Deliberately extinguishing the genre that’s kept them working would seem an odd career move for Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, but maybe — like Sandler’s character in Judd Apatow’s ‘Funny People’ — they’re burned out on the life task of making people laugh.” – Dana Stevens, - [Stevens also gets extra points for pointing out Aniston's "trademark cocker-spaniel mannerisms"]
“Don’t even think of going with it. It’s the perfect Valentine’s date
night movie, but only with someone you hate.” – Peter Travers, -
“Everyone should be offended by the time-annihilating suckage of this mirth void.” – Kyle Smith, -
“Aniston and Sandler play characters too awful to deserve
anyone better than each other. But what did we do to deserve them?” – Keith Phipps, -
“Lewis Wolpert defined depression as ‘malignant sadness.’ George Santayana called it ‘rage spread thin.’ I call it ‘watching an - romcom where he discovers he’s been in love with his feisty pal Jennifer Aniston all along.’” – Peter Bradshaw, -
Consider yourself warned when you arrive at the box office.
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