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Kacey Jordan to Charlie Sheen: I’m Pregnant!

Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.

One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant – hey, he always wanted a “porn family” – but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it’s his.

Not that he’s going to be on the hook either way. She’s “taking care of it” ASAP.

The awkward text message Kacey - afternoon appears here:

Pregnant

After dropping the p-bomb, Kacey continued, “I don’t believe it’s yours, but I’m going to Oregon to take care of the situation.” We’re sure he feels relieved.

As for why - thinks Charlie is in the clear? He used protection, BUT Kacey says both of them were so out of it she’s not positive it did the trick.

These things happen during 72-hour cocaine benders. Don’t you hate that?

According to sources, Kacey, who already - in the past, plans to terminate the pregnancy soon, and never heard back from Charlie.

Probably for the best. These two really don’t need to be procreating.

Christina Aguilera & Husband riding on their Brand New Ferrari California

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman showed off a Hot New Set of Wheels as they took a Cruise through Beverly Hills in a Red Ferrari California on September 4, 2010.

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